The Reynolds Is Back!!!!

What can I say to this, other than Hell Yes!!!!!!!!! Burt Reynolds can't touch this!!!!!!!!

I tip my hat to my brother........way to sport the Reynolds!!!!!

Everyone Look At The Night Elf

Everyone look at the Night Elf.............it's Christina, it's Valarya, it's Christina.........wait....it's someone that has traded any resemblance of a life for a new one in a virtual world.

This is no mere human that wants nothing more than to be an elf, this is the mighty Valarya. Valarya has many super powers, including the ability to play Warcraft for 12+ hours at a time!

I would like to use this post as everyone's resource to give her as much shit as humanly possible for melding herself with a video game! Don't disappoint me guys; let's show her what the real world is all about! Isaac, I look to you to establish the standard of bitching here!

A Moment For Chuck

So here it is, a TWrightExperience showcase of Chuck norris.............for the clueless, he is the guy on the right, sizing up to Bruce Lee. The following is a list of the top 30 facts about the man, AKA Chuck "Fucking" Norris!

Fact	# of Votes	Rating
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.	397	8.32
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.	1054	7.69
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.	806	7.67
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.	263	7.63
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.	982	7.62
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.	825	7.58
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.	125	7.58
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.	484	7.55
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.	1013	7.54
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.	86	7.53
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.	826	7.53
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.	128	7.51
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.	774	7.5
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris	136	7.49
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.	968	7.49
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.	236	7.47
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.	480	7.45
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.	1153	7.44
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".	744	7.44
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.	139	7.44
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.	143	7.43
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".	1071	7.4
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.	716	7.39
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".	156	7.37
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"	1058	7.37
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.	633	7.36
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.	1056	7.36
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.	280	7.35
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.	156	7.35
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.	1041	7.33

Some Words To Live By

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. --Martin Luther King

Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good.
--Vaclav Havel

He who has hope has everything. --Arabian Proverb

Trials give you strength, sorrows give understanding and wisdom. --Chuck T. Falcon

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. --Elie Weisel

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. --unknown

Fall seven times, stand up eight. --Japanese proverb

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" --Sydney J. Harris

Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul. --Emily Dickensons

Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark. --unknown

A Toast To Pimpin

Ok, I was going to post on a completely different subject, but then some Kid rock came over my headphones and I realized that the lyrics completely discribe my life. Here we go: It's good to be TWright =D!

I'm a pimp, you can check my stats
And rollin a Fleetwood that's how I mack
I rock all the tracks, so the world knows
I love all the girls smack, all the hoes
Show love to those who come real with it
Life's a bitch ,but I deal with it
I'm in it to win it like Yzerman
Can drink about fifteen Heinekins
I'm not born again but if I was
I'd ask to come back with a little more love
Puffin the Winston, drinkin' a 4-0
twright and I'm a let you know

I been sittin here just wastin time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I been sittin here just wastin time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind

Philadelphia or Bust

So, I am off to Philadelphia this weekend to take place in a company training seminar. Yay! Ok, so the training is going to suck, but I have a feeling that the trip will turn out to be quite an excursion. The meetings last for 2 days and promptly end at noon on Friday. Ahhh, it will be noon on Friday afternoon in a city that houses over 1.5 million people in the metropolitan area alone and I don’t have to fly out till Sunday! I’m going to rock this town out! I will have about 2 hours to kill and then my friends in the area are amassing to come and scoop me up. I have no idea what debauchery will ensue after this, but I get the feeling that the first stop will be the bar! To all of you ho’s in different area codes, have a great weekend, I know I will!

Peace out,

Twright

South Park Returns

“SOUTH PARK” RETURNS WITH SEVEN ALL-NEW EPISODES BEGINNING WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

This has to be one of my favorite shows of all time. From weight gainer to Towely, to Satan and Sadam, this has to be one of the funniest shows that I have ever watched. It is hard to believe that this show started back in 1997, 7 years later and I am still looking forward to the latest episode! How old are they supposed to be now? By my count, they should be in 10th grade this season.

I leave you now with this inspirational song that I know means so much to our friend Eric:

I’m sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I’ve got to be free, free to face the life that’s ahead of me
On board, I’m the captain, so climb aboard
We’ll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I’ll try, oh lord, I’ll try to carry on

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we’ll try best that we can to carry on

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me