A Toast To Pimpin
Ok, I was going to post on a completely different subject, but then some Kid rock came over my headphones and I realized that the lyrics completely discribe my life. Here we go: It's good to be TWright =D!
I'm a pimp, you can check my stats
And rollin a Fleetwood that's how I mack
I rock all the tracks, so the world knows
I love all the girls smack, all the hoes
Show love to those who come real with it
Life's a bitch ,but I deal with it
I'm in it to win it like Yzerman
Can drink about fifteen Heinekins
I'm not born again but if I was
I'd ask to come back with a little more love
Puffin the Winston, drinkin' a 4-0
twright and I'm a let you know
I been sittin here just wastin time
Drinking, smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I been sittin here just wastin time
Drinking, smoking, trying to free my mind
Laid Down For You By twright @ 11:11 AM
19 comments
19 Comments:
Hey, it's Liz. I found you! Yay!
you don't smoke winstons, your bitch ass smokes marlboros. kid rock would call u a bitch.
Tom smokes Winston Lights. He also drinks 40s of Olde E, but only when Christina and I coax him into to doing so...Pour one out for the homies!
What a stupid post. I wonder how many other 17 year-olds posted the same thing in the last few years: "I just found some Kid Rock lyrics that are ALL ABOUT MY LIFE..."
Bitches. 40s. Smoking. That's so fucking original. You forgot to say "I'm a Cowboy" too. Loser.
LMAO
Your doppelganger called you lame...
OMG Joanna called you lame.....
...
Actually I smoke Winston Ultra Lights and I am always going to be a 17 year old loser at heart! Welcome to the ball game Liz, it's quite a trip around here.
One added note, Kid Rock is now my neighbor. He just bought a condo 2 doors down from me. It looks like he and I are are going to be wasting time togeather.
Peace bitches!
Twright
One note to whoever is twrong and fake bettis. I love the fact that I was able to piss you off enough to turn you on me! Looks like I was able to get contol with very little effort. It is so fun to manipulate your emotions like puppet stirngs you bitch made punk!
-can you feel yourself getting mad right now......that's what im talking about!
Twright 1 - Twrong, Fake Bettis - 0
Kid Rock is such a homo. Anyone who listens to his music is pretty much, well.... homo.
Who the fuck is Liz?
I am. You may know me from such venues as Bongo Java and the Villager. In fact, I believe you came to my 4th of July party with Tom.
I am going to have to disagree on Kid Rock being a homo. I would have to say that Kid rock truely resembles rock.......I mean come on, he grew up in a trailor, he dated Pam Anderson, and he parties with Hank William Jr. I don't know if I could think of a cooler guy.
But, for you frilly little faggots like Nymeria...or should I say Valarya, I suppose Cold Play lyrics would have been better.
-I love that our blogs are simply outlets for us to bitch at eachother. ;)
Me too... Bitching can be a good waste of time, especially when directed to people you TRULY care about. I mean, Nym wouldn't be a dirty hooker, SAC wouldn't be a flaming queer, and Tom wouldn't be a loser if they weren't all my friends...you get the point.
I remember you Liz. You're too cool to let these faggots start raggin' on you to, but WTF--if you wanna jump in and join the gang of slut puppies going on, don't be offended when it happens to you too ;)
And Kid Rock is *truly* a flaming homo in a cowboy hat.
I can't believe that you people don't understand that Kid Rock is a 100% pure motherfucker. This disrespect needs to end now. Are you mad that he is able to party like a true rock-star 24/7? The man doesn't even sleep, he just drinks 40s, smokes blunts, and bangs fine ho's all day every day.
hey Sofa, you decribed just described my life perfectly
He also just described one of my ex-boyfriends, but be was a crystal meth addict...
I think it's funny that TWright THINKS he manipulates emotions. Uhhhh no - that would take wit and wisdom. It's even funnier that he puts FakeBettis and me on the same team! I love it!! Thanks for the compliment!
So come on - tell us a story about your trip to Philly. Did you learn anything?
I love lamp
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