Everyone Look At The Night Elf
Everyone look at the Night Elf.............it's Christina, it's Valarya, it's Christina.........wait....it's someone that has traded any resemblance of a life for a new one in a virtual world.
This is no mere human that wants nothing more than to be an elf, this is the mighty Valarya. Valarya has many super powers, including the ability to play Warcraft for 12+ hours at a time!
I would like to use this post as everyone's resource to give her as much shit as humanly possible for melding herself with a video game! Don't disappoint me guys; let's show her what the real world is all about! Isaac, I look to you to establish the standard of bitching here!
Laid Down For You By twright @ 6:34 AM
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Goddam. 12 hours straight. That beats my time record for pumpin your moms ass by 12 minutes. If you would work for me (sucking dick) for tweleve hours straight you would have 120 won. Hell you could do a lot with all that cash. I bet you would be a 60th level cocksucker in no time.
P.S. your titties still lactate alaskan crude, and your sweet assgina is as red as rudolph's nose.
Tom ~ you are gay.
Isaac ~ you are still god. Let me just say the part about pumpin Tom's mom's ass has to be my favorite.
To all addicted to Warcraft ~ lay of the video game crack and take up smoking real crack (it's just as unproductive, produces the same side effects, and is much more fun). I miss my friends. Really, I mean it.
Oh yeah ~ and Christina did actually put down the game long enough to chat on Google, which is more than I can say for the rest of you ;l
Eat it bitches.
Tom.... you could have done better than that. My markings dont' look like triangles, they're tribal lines, thank you.
And my ears aren't nearly big enough.
<3 you Joanna!
Damn it Joanna.......
This is about busing on Christina not me........get your fucking shit straight. LOL
*Shakes fist in the air
Yeah ~ like the time Christina posted a blurb trying to get everyone to trash you, but the only person who ended up weeping in the end was the night elf herself...Start sobbing bitch cause it's on ;)
Besides, I only stated a well-known fact when I called you gay, so don't get your pink panties all in a wad.
*shakes fist back* and says "Dae-ri-go ship-a-yo" LOL ~ JK (ask Gaines)
Ondongi cheseyo!
Translation of Isaac's Korean:
Ass, give me please.
Tom, your pink panties have been in an uber wad, lately.
I honestly don't see how you get any work done w/ a tight bunch of fabric squeezed between those asscheeks of yours.
Your chode must be rubbed raw by now.
(Isaac, you know you imagined a pink wadded tom-ass and a bright rudolph chode.... admit it.)
I might go puke up my lunch, now.
I'd puke up my lunch right now if I was thinking about Tom's choad rubbing raw too.
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